thedailywhat: Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: Redditor poopyyyss says: “My new hobby is making creepy shopping lists and dropping them in random peoples’ baskets at Costco.” You say “creepy shopping list,” I say “don’t forget the clown mask and the scouring pad.” [reddit.]

thedailywhat: Internet Filtration System of the Day: A modest proposal from Matthew Baldwin (AKA defective yeti): Internet Access Captchas to keep certain less-desirable types off the Information Superhighway. Here’s what happens when you’re your grammar skills aren’t up to snuff: Problem solved? [thd.]

fitterhappierrr: In the late 1880s, the body of a 16-year-old girl was pulled from the Seine. She was apparently a suicide, as her body showed no marks of violence, but her beauty and her enigmatic smile led a Paris pathologist to order a plaster death mask of her face. Ironically, in 1958 the anonymous girl’s features were used to model the first-aid mannequin Rescue Annie, on which thousands of students have practiced CPR. Though the girl’s identity remains a mystery, her face, it’s said, has become “the most kissed face of all time.”

Best tattoo EVER.